imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
He says, “Dude, here’s the deal. I’m here. Don’t worry about it. I’m here.” [x]
I’d die happy if I could sit down and have a beer with RDJ.
just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete
"so let me get this straight, a man in a kabuki mask attacked you with an army of miniature flying robots?"
”m i c r o b o t s…”
See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
- Translation: "It’s been a long time since I’ve been me."